Google number ones
Merrick has tagged me with one of those blog memes that I occasionally foist upon others; so it’s only fair that I step up to the plate on this one. He writes…
Give me five great things that your blog or websites rank number one in Google searches, then tag five other blogs. Bonus points if you manage to have any sexual content in the phrase…
Looking at the incoming links on my stats page, I was surprised to notice that I’m only the second result for ‘masturbating with a bicycle’. I’m constantly surprised by how many people arrive here having typed that into google. I suspect they’re rather disappointed when they get here though.
As for proper Number Ones, I seem to have cornered the market on…
- CO2 per barrel of crude oil (this post)
- effectively outlawing dildos in Scotland (this post)
- don’t fuck with techno viking (this post)
- Dublin to London by coach and ferry (this post)
- rich in potent psychoanalytic symbolism (this post)
As for tagging others, I’m in more of a “have at this if you wish” kind of mood. But if you fancy having a go, leave a pointer to your post in the comments.
Keep on grooving.
2 responses to "Google number ones"
November 25th, 2009 | 12:23pm by Larry Teabag
I’ve got at least “hitler was a great british tampon” and “little britain is shit”. Might do a more thorough investigation later.
November 25th, 2009 | 12:36pm by merrick
I think you obviously score bonus points for ‘effectively outlawing dildos in Scotland’ (I’d love some sort of puritans to google you for advice on promoting prohibitive legislation). Random fact time – sex toys are illegal in India! The place that gave us the kama sutra! What’s *that* about?
I think your Scottish dildo ban contrasts nicely with Dreamflesh‘s ‘strap-on transexual freud devil’.
Anyway, you should get some sort of honourable mention for the worthiness and also the you’d-expect-mainstream-sites-to-way-beat-youness of ‘CO2 per barrel of crude oil’ and ‘Dublin to London by coach and ferry’.
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