Merrick has tagged me with one of those blog memes that I occasionally foist upon others; so it’s only fair that I step up to the plate on this one. He writes…
Looking at the incoming links on my stats page, I was surprised to notice that I’m only the second result for ‘masturbating with a bicycle’. I’m constantly surprised by how many people arrive here having typed that into google. I suspect they’re rather disappointed when they get here though.
As for proper Number Ones, I seem to have cornered the market on…
- CO2 per barrel of crude oil (this post)
- effectively outlawing dildos in Scotland (this post)
- don’t fuck with techno viking (this post)
- Dublin to London by coach and ferry (this post)
- rich in potent psychoanalytic symbolism (this post)
As for tagging others, I’m in more of a “have at this if you wish” kind of mood. But if you fancy having a go, leave a pointer to your post in the comments.
Keep on grooving.