Return: The Music
I decided to go hunting for a musical blog meme. See, for reasons which are too dull to explain, I’ve had no music on my PC hard-drive for a couple of months. Now however I’ve finally restored my collection from back-up in my first-generation Creative BigBrick mp3 player (once in while a piece of technology comes along that may as well have been custom-designed for me… the first 40GB hard-drive mp3 player; the Creative Jukebox; was one such item. Four years on it’s still doing the business).
Now, because I have pretty much all my music on CD, I’ve not been listening to less music lately, but I have been listening in a subtly different way. When I’m listening to CDs, I’ll usually decide what I want to hear before I wander over to the CD collection. And I’ll tend to listen to the entire album; often several times; before putting on something else.
With almost a thousand albums digitised on my hard-drive, though, the selection process is very different. Some mornings I’ll just hit “shuffle” and wait until something catches my mood. Sometimes I’ll be in the middle of an album and I’ll notice another one close by due to an accident of alphabetisation and get the urge to hear it. Obviously, there’s still plenty of times when I’m in the mood for something specific… afternoons when – quite frankly – only Sign ‘O’ The Times will do. Nonetheless, like is so often the case, the medium influences the experience.
And so – in celebration of the restoration of my music – I struck out across the frozen datascape of the worldwide internet in search of a music meme that would take advantage of that fact. With my own blogroll as the starting point, I took the quickest route I could find to a livejournal site (the primordial ooze from whence all blog memes emerge). Glancing down the page I discovered this post. Paydirt.
If the meme fits…
Step 1: Put your media-player on random play.
Step 2: Write down the first line from the first 20 songs that play.
Step 3: Let everyone guess what song the lines come from.
Step 4: Cross out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
What could be easier? Guesses can be left in the comments.
- It’s hard when folks can’t get their work where they’ve been bred and born. – Christy Moore: Dalesman’s Litany – Rob
- I was nothing. It didn’t matter to me.
- Ya know one day the indigenous people of the Earth are gonna reclaim what’s righfully theirs. – Spearhead: Of Course You Can – Gyrus
- Jesus will you pity this insomniac, it’s almost dawn, there’s nothing on TV – The Legendary Pink Dots: Chainsurfing – Lucas
- Lord knows we’ve become scientific
- Procession moves on, the shouting is over – Joy Division: The Eternal – Pisces Iscariot
- I see the clouds that move across the sky – Talking Heads: Don’t Worry About The Government – Phil
- While riding on a train going west, I fell asleep for to take my rest – Bob Dylan: Bob Dylan’s Dream – Nick
- He moves efficiently, beyond security – R.E.M.: Airportman – Gyrus
- Don’t talk of dust and roses – David Bowie: Big Brother – Pisces Iscariot
- Everyday you must say, “so how do I feel about my life?” – The Smiths: Accept Yourself – Phil
- Couldn’t sleep a wink last night, Oh how I’d love to hold you tight – Roxy Music: Pyjamarama – Phil
- No shit Sherlock, the gun is loaded and primed – Julian Cope: Don’t Call Me Mark Chapman – Justin
- I didn’t die for my country, I didn’t die for my roast beef – Philip Jeays: The Soldier – Merrick
- When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide – The Beatles: Helter Skelter – Justin
- Don’t want to be free of hope
- Pardon me, I wanna talk 2 U – Prince: Do It All Night – Jez
- Fell into a sea of grass, and disappeared among the shady blades – Jane’s Addiction: Summertime Rolls – Gyrus
- The Sunday morning gospel goes good with a song – The Beach Boys: Add Some Music To Your Day – Nick
- As soon as I wake up every day, I look at the papers to see what they say
Wow… it really brought home how many instrumental tracks I have (skipped). Oh, and also just how many tracks contain the title in the first line (skipped). I also skipped multiple tracks from the same artist (the “random” function on media-player seemed to have a bit of a thing for Bowie tonight). Anyways, some are easy, some are very obscure. Any ideas?
Oh, and we can all use google. Obviously look up the answers if you’re curious, but if you want to post a response, try to be honest.
On a quick glance, No. 13 is “Don’t call me Mark Chapman” by Julian Cope. No. 15 is “Helter Skelter” by the Beatles.
Jesus, I’ve got work to do today, you fiend…
May 4th, 2006 | 6:45am
by Justin
Damn it, Justin, I didn’t think anyone else was going to get 13.
As well as Justin’s two I got 7, 11 and 12 (Talking Heads, first album; Smiths, pleasantly obscure; Roxy Music, the single dirtiest piece of music ever written by anyone ever, although perhaps you had to be twelve years old when you first heard it). I’m a bit disappointed in myself – I’ll look again later, but there are only a couple of others that even ring faint bells.
May 4th, 2006 | 6:55am
by Phil
10. Bowie – Big Brother
May 4th, 2006 | 6:47pm
by Pisces Iscariot
3. Spearhead – Piece O’ Peace?
9. REM – Airport Man
18. Jane’s Addiction – Summertime Rolls
May 4th, 2006 | 6:57pm
by Gyrus
Almost half of them done, though oddly three of the four that I thought were the easiest (the other being Helter Skelter of course) haven’t been guessed… #6 & #8 & #19. Once those three are gone there’s eight very difficult ones left. One of which will only be guessed by Merrick (#14) if at all.
Gyrus, you got the “Spearhead” part of #3 right, though the actual track is “Of Course You Can” (off Home). I’ll email you tomorrow and catch up.
May 4th, 2006 | 8:21pm
by Jim
6. Took me ages to dredge this one up (old age) – Joy Division, The Eternal
May 5th, 2006 | 2:40am
by Pisces Iscariot
#8 is Bob Dylan’s Dream. One of those innumerable Dylan songs with rather opaque titles, had to think about that although I know the tune well enough!
May 5th, 2006 | 8:28am
by Nick
Number 17 sounds like it might be something Prince would sing.
But I don’t know very much about newfangled skiffle groups and popular beat combos.
May 5th, 2006 | 10:56am
by Jez
Oh, and 19 is the Beach Boys, isn’t it? Put Some Music In Your Day, or something like that.
May 5th, 2006 | 11:46am
by Nick
Well, there’s none left that I’d consider easy now that Nick has guessed the Beach Boys track (it’s actually called Add Some Music To Your Day, but you were plenty close enough).
As for the remainder… I’d describe #2, #5 & #20 as being “fairly obscure” and put the other four in the “decidedly obscure” category.
You were right about #17 being Prince, Jez, though the “2 U” bit kind of gave that away. It’s the track Do It All Night from the album Dirty Mind (his first truly great album in my view). And with respect to Phil and Pyjamarama, Prince’s Dirty Mind contains a whole heap of the dirtiest pieces of music ever written by anyone.
May 5th, 2006 | 11:52am
by Jim
I’m a bit embarrassed now, Jim (when you mentioned “the primordial ooze from whence all blog memes emerge” you did mean LJ sites in general and not mine in particular, didn’t you?) – but the only ones I would have got were the easy #6, #10 and #15, which have all already been taken.
May 5th, 2006 | 1:51pm
by Rachel
Heh heh… don’t worry Rachel, I was talking about LJ sites in general. Incidentally, I know at least two on your list that haven’t been guessed. I’ll pop over there now and post them.
May 5th, 2006 | 1:59pm
by Jim
Ahem. (Bonus points for getting the post title.)
May 5th, 2006 | 5:58pm
by Phil
Oh, and my twelve-year-old self had never heard Prince (for obvious reasons). I don’t even think “Pyjamarama” is all that dirty, but it certainly sounded it at the time. For a while back there Roxy Music had the knack of sounding sophisticated, sexy and futuristic: the future (as in adulthood), the future (as in maturity) and the future (as in The Future).
May 5th, 2006 | 9:15pm
by Phil
I take a few days off-blog and come back and I’ve missed my chance to be a smartarse. Would deffo have got Bob Dylan’s Dream, Big Brother, Accept Yourself, Don’t Call Me Mark Chapman and Helter Skelter. But will settle for getting 14, The Soldier by Philip Jeays.
Jeays is a contemporary English songwriter of incredible wit, intelligence and power. One of those people who I give money back guarantees to – if they don’t think the Jeays gig or CD that I’ve talked them into is worth it, I will happily give them their money. Nobody has ever been disappointed.
Check out his site for lots of downloads and whatnot.
May 8th, 2006 | 1:30pm
by Merrick
Four looks like Chain Surfing by the Legendary Pink Dots.
May 12th, 2006 | 2:42pm
by Lucas
Nice one Lucas. I figured that was one of the most difficult ones (simply because the Dots manage to be both one of the best bands in the world, and at the same time, one of the most obscure).
May 12th, 2006 | 2:57pm
by Jim
Couldn’t agree more. They were recommended to me by the proprietor of a tiny independent record shop in Brighton two or three years ago. The guy was quite mad, but it’s been one of the best musical tips I’ve ever been given.
May 12th, 2006 | 3:13pm
by Lucas
#1 is “The Dalesman’s Litany”. Don’t know whose version you’ve got: Dave Burland, maybe? I used to have Roy Bailey doing it on an album I unaccountably got rid of many years ago.
I think you’re right about your second shot at this being easier.
Hope to see you over in my comments box to take a crack at my feeble effort?
June 23rd, 2006 | 8:21pm
by Rob
Rob, I’ve got Christy Moore’s version from the (relatively) recent and excellent box-set. But you got the song and that’s enough when it comes to old folk standards.
July 10th, 2006 | 3:39pm
by Jim